Office by Alex Penny
This is my (now former) coworker Bobby. He is a master of distraction. He'll be all like, "Hey Lauren..." and I'll stop what I'm doing because I am older and wiser and he obviously needs my advice. Then he'll say something like, "I'd like to know how many cats are named Megan. How should I go about that?"
Look who I saw just now!
Anonymous: BOBBY IS GOING AWAY!!!1 -- also it is important to notes that I am not Bobby but instead a fan. Look at that stache in the top left. Who wouldn't be a fan.
OK Bobby. Congrats on your new gig.
Anonymous: it's weird how goawaybobby has just become a place for his friends to go see someone they don't know not talk about bobby
Bobby, I told you already. Writing in as Anon just makes you seem pathetic and lonely.
Anonymous: Robbo: do fish ever get thirsty?
what is this
Anonymous: Bobby has an out-of-office up on a Wednesday, with a promised return to the office on Thursday. Safe to assume job interview, right?
I’d say it’s more likely that he went to the zoo.
laraby: Probably shows my age, that when I saw wild wild west I thought about the escape club song, rather than will smith.
It’s worth it to note that he did not paste the lyrics. He typed them out from memory.
Anonymous: I agree with Mauren. Giving Bobby access to this thumblr and provoking him with Mission Impossible movie names (MI5: Transiberian Blitzhawk, MI6 Quantum Forcefields, MI7 Lucky Number MI7) would only cater to the interests of your target audience. We wouldn't want to bring any joy to the world than is absolutely necessary! On that note -- Bobby, which Civil War Generals would each cast member of Friends be if they lept through time, Bakula-style?
Bobby, it is pathetic that you write into this blog as an Anon.
Anonymous: hey whoever's running this thing now: ask bobby if he can nme the next 3 mission impossible movies please
No. This seems dumb.
throwaway Bobby
