Office by Alex Penny
This is my (now former) coworker Bobby. He is a master of distraction. He'll be all like, "Hey Lauren..." and I'll stop what I'm doing because I am older and wiser and he obviously needs my advice. Then he'll say something like, "I'd like to know how many cats are named Megan. How should I go about that?"
Anonymous: I agree with Mauren. Giving Bobby access to this thumblr and provoking him with Mission Impossible movie names (MI5: Transiberian Blitzhawk, MI6 Quantum Forcefields, MI7 Lucky Number MI7) would only cater to the interests of your target audience. We wouldn't want to bring any joy to the world than is absolutely necessary! On that note -- Bobby, which Civil War Generals would each cast member of Friends be if they lept through time, Bakula-style?
Bobby, it is pathetic that you write into this blog as an Anon.
